['Steven likes nut' is not a sentence that belongs in any universe anywhere here or out there.]

I like the battery life. [Although he ignores many of his messages a lot of the time anyway so there's not always a good reason for him to have any phone.]

Shit, really? [He would have thought something like cereal should be vegan. But--] How do you know all this shit? Have you been reading everything and doing grocery shopping for Steven?